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Psychic predictions reviewed

You might recall that in January of this year Australia’s psychic of the year made some predictions for 2009. It’s now December, and I thought I’d take a look back at the year that was and see how Stacey Demarco’s predictions have faired.

1. Was Barack Obama assassinated?

The witch was concerned about the possible of an attempt on the lives of Barack and Michelle Obama (and, as she helpfully notes, she’s “not the only one in the spiritual community who thinks that”). Both Barack and Michelle Obama are fine. Prediction failed.

2. Kevin Rudd “may be beset with a serious, even fatal heart problem”.

It’s been 321 days so far and The Kevin Rudd Chronometer of Valour is still ticking—and so is his heart. Kevin Rudd, who has a pre-existing heart condition (he received a cardiac valve transplant in the early 1990s), is fine. Prediction failed.

3. Is Malcolm Turnbull the Prime Minister?

Malcolm Turnbull is not the Prime Minister. We haven’t had an election. This question and the next may not have been meant for this year in particular, but that’s what the Today Tonight segment was about, so that’s how I’m rating them. For now: Prediction irrelevent.

4. Is Julia Gillard the next female Prime Minister?

See above. Prediction irrelevent.

5. Did house prices stop falling after six months?

This really doesn’t seem like the kind of field a witch ought to be concerned with, but nevertheless: in the first quarter of 2009, house prices fell 2.2%, but in the second quarter, they increased 4.2%. For the prediction to be accurate they should have kept falling in the second quarter and risen in the third, but I’m going to be generous, since she’s clearly not very good with handling timeframes to begin with. Prediction successful.

6. Was August the nadir of the economic crisis?

I’m lazy, so I’m just going to go by the unemployment rate, which peaked at 5.9% in July and was about the same (5.8%) in August. If this witchcraft business doesn’t work out, maybe this woman could become an economic statistician. Prediction successful.

7. Did Slumdog Millionaire, Mickey Rourke, and Kate Winslet win the Oscars?

The psychic of the year’s predicted winners for Best Picture, Best Actor, and Best Actress were, funnily enough, generally considered favourites even by those without psychic powers. She was right on two counts, but was wrong about the Best Actor, which Sean Penn got in a surprise win. Now, if she had picked that one, I’d be impressed. Prediction failed.

The final score: ignoring the irrelevent predictions, two out of five. Does Australia have a new psychic of the year yet? It sounds like we need one.

Categories: Projects » Web applications » Braveheart, Humour, Local and Politics

Fight the power

There are a few ways to get your hands on Kevin Rudd’s stimulus package. One is to qualify for the $900 tax bonus payment. Another is to be Thérèse Rein. But, there’s something else Australians can do to get free stuff from the government, and all you have to do is complete a little online form. Thanks to the Australian Better Health Initiative, you can get—wait for it—five free tape measures, to support your ‘event’. Alternatively, you can download a PDF, print it out in 6 pieces, and stick your own tape measure together.

Categories: Humour, Local, Politics and Suggestions

Psychic predictions

Tonight, viewers of Today Tonight were in for a treat: Australia’s psychic of the year, Stacey Demarco (who technically calls herself a witch), offered her predictions for the coming year. As the presenter promised, the details really were spine-tingling. There was one especially serious prediction, concerning Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd.

According to Today Tonight and the psychic, this year our fearless leader “may be beset with a serious, even fatal heart problem”. (One has to assume that Australia’s top psychic is not just referring to the rheumatic heart disease he already has a history of.)

While the language in the report is tentative, with a little analysis we can see that the prediction has simply been toned down to avoid alarming the viewing audience. The psychic recommends “better diet and exercise” for Kevin, but this warning brings up a potential paradox:

If Kevin heeds the warning and manages to take good care of his health, he won’t have heart problems in future. But, if he doesn’t have heart problems in the future, she wouldn’t have been able to predict them and warn him about it. Since the psychic has forseen heart problems in Kevin’s future, we know he’s definitely not going to heed her warning.

There’s no doubt about it: Kevin Rudd is in trouble.

I know the world’s thoughts are now with Kevin in his time of need, so I’ve created a centralised resource for everyone wanting to keep up-to-date with news on Kevin Rudd’s upcoming heart attack*:

braveheart.maestrosync.com

* Technical note: while the term ‘heart attack’ specifically refers to myocardial infarction, for simplicity, all life-threatening problems with Kevin Rudd’s heart will be included on the Kevin Rudd Memorial Heart Attack Counter.

Categories: Projects » Web applications » Braveheart, Humour, Local and Politics

1938 Japanese civil defence posters

The Second Sino-Japanese War was fought by Japan and China between 1937 and 1945, around the same time as (but starting before) World War II. There is a collection of civil defence posters from 1938 on the National Archives of Japan website. They’re available in ultra high resolution but at large sizes you can only view small sections of them at a time. I found this frustrating, because I liked these posters (I like most government/propaganda posters). They’re haunting, unsettlingly elegant and beautiful depictions of the horrors of war in a country which had suddenly come into the modern age.

I liked these posters enough to want high-quality offline versions. So, I made them, by downloading the images piece by piece and then reconstituting them. I figured I’d put this convenient collection back up onto the internet for anyone who’s interested. There are 55 images in total, divided into four categories. Each ZIP file is around 60 MB. Each image is around 2000×3000 pixels—this is only a quarter of the maximum size available on the original website, but it was going to be way too time-consuming to get them at full size. The image filenames include the posters’ titles from the original website, whose English I cannot be held responsible for, but they do provide some clue as to the meaning of the poster.

If you are at least casually interested and have a reasonable internet connection, you might as well download these. If you are casually interested but only have a poor internet connection, I’d recommend at least having a look at the original website.

Examples




Download:

Categories: Design & graphics, Politics and Things I did not make

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Guernsey’s parliament is called ‘The States of Deliberation’. I like that.

Also, my favourite entry on the Schmidt Sting Pain Index:

2.0 Yellowjacket: Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.

Categories: Humour, Incidentals and Politics

The U.S. learns, Tokyo burns

Had a go at a little World War II propaganda. The rhyme is original (hopefully) and the blur is deliberate (because I drew it roughly).

The U.S. learns, Tokyo burns

Categories: Design & graphics, Politics and Projects » Graphics » Remixed propaganda

Islam: it’s…

BBC News: French Muslims promote ‘cool Islam’. The article doesn’t interest me particularly, but the title made me think. I could make some wallpapers based on the theme, but judging by the reaction to my Communist wallpapers and that whole Muhammad cartoons thing, it probably wouldn’t be a good idea.

Categories: Projects » Graphics, Humour, Philosophy & religion, Politics and Projects

Free films about free culture

I’m posting this to help spread the word about the Steal This Film series and the movement it documents. In brief, there are two documentary films in the series, both are a bit more than half an hour in length. They’re about BitTorrent, P2P file sharing, and the free culture movement in general.

If you’ve ever downloaded a copyrighted song or movie from the internet, you have an obligation to watch these. If you have never done this, you also have an obligation. Because I say so. You can download them (for free, of course) through BitTorrent from stealthisfilm.com, or you can watch them streaming on Google Video (#1 and #2).

You will hopefully find these films to be thought-provoking—particularly the second one (so, if you’re only going to watch one, let it be that one). If you do watch these films and find yourself seeking more information, you’re clearly an intelligent person, and so you can do research on your own. I’d suggest you start by reading Free Culture (which I’ve previously blogged about), a book that’s freely available to read online (how fantastic is that!?).

Categories: Politics, Suggestions and Things I did not make » Websites

A highly necessary evolution

Advance Australia Fair, our national anthem, is not a bad one—it doesn’t mention God or war at all, for example. However, the second verse is rarely used, which is a shame. So, I propose taking the best bits of each verse and making the super-anthem:

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross
We’ll toil with hearts and hands
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands
Our land abounds in nature’s gifts
Of beauty rich and rare
In history’s page, let every stage
Advance Australia Fair.
With courage let us all combine,
Advance Australia Fair.

This version:

  1. Does away with the antiquated notions of us being young and girtness
  2. and replaces it with easily the best part of the entire song

  3. Keeps the nature’s gifts part, because our plains aren’t completely boundless
  4. Gets rid of the self-referential line about singing the anthem (and the word ’strains’, which I certainly didn’t understand until I looked it up) and replaces it with the line that usually follows the ‘boundless plains’ couplet
Categories: Incidentals, Local and Politics

Remixed propaganda

Absolutely! Many of them relate to the 2007 Australian federal election.

  • Big business
  • Bits of careless talk
  • Comrade, support
  • Here's your hat
  • Soviet choice
  • Viva bill
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