There are a few ways to get your hands on Kevin Rudd’s stimulus package. One is to qualify for the $900 tax bonus payment. Another is to be Thérèse Rein. But, there’s something else Australians can do to get free stuff from the government, and all you have to do is complete a little online form. Thanks to the Australian Better Health Initiative, you can get—wait for it—five free tape measures, to support your ‘event’. Alternatively, you can download a PDF, print it out in 6 pieces, and stick your own tape measure together.
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“Fight the power” was posted on April 11, 2009, filed under Humour, Local, Politics and Suggestions, and has 4 comments.
Projects list
- Applications
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- bkgset
- A tool for randomly setting Windows wallpapers.
- brename
- A tool for batch renaming.
- opflist
- A tool for performing file operations based on a text list.
- Games
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- Acid Assault
- A basic arcade game which involves shooting falling acids and bases.
- Authority
- An online strategy game with units and stuff, currently in development.
- Territory
- An abstract online strategy game.
- Graphics
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- Baked Not Fried
- An unexpected and unfulfilling webcomic.
- Cold and dry
- Communist wallpapers
- Communism: it's cool now.
- Iron Chef wallpapers
- Everyone loves the Iron Men of Cookery, and you can now have them on your desktop in style.
- Miscellaneous graphics
- Throwaway drawings that don't deserve their own sections.
- Remixed propaganda
- Remixing (i.e. changing the text on) vintage World War II propaganda posters is just something I do.
- WARNING SIGNS
- Mysterious.
- Music
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- Russian Caravan
- Thirty-nine seconds of funky acoustic percussion and 'live' MIDI accordion and bass.
- Void In Quebec
- A three-track single featuring NES-inspired 8-bit music.
- Web applications
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- aftcast
- It's like scattering foam blocks from a great height.
- Avocado
- A free lightweight personal online image gallery application.
- Braveheart
- Includes the Kevin Rudd Memorial Heart Attack Counter.
- Internet-term generator
- A little thing that randomly generates a new name for the internet.
- Opinionated
- A very simple content submission and rating system.
- Tagos
- A thing where users can add, edit, and tag articles.
- The McDonald's Breakfast At Any Cost Calculator
- A tool for roughly determining the best location to fly to to get access to the McDonald's breakfast menu, based on flight times and time zones.
- www.maestrosync.com
- My personal website (you're looking at it).
Ever thrifty.
In other news, the videos on the front page of the measureup website are hopelessly small.
The videos may be small, but the facts are chilling at any size—at 102cm, men have ghostly insurrection rice.
Is it like stealing from Australia if I download one of these PDFs?